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5h4wn4:

deepbreathsanddeath:

This is a real panda
China has this “panda diplomacy” and this one will be sent to Japan as an friendship envoy. For the safety reason he sits as a passenger with his feeder, not in a cage. Fastening the seat belt, wearing a diaper, eating bamboos

"scuse me ya hi, im gonna need more bamboo. and a ginger ale"

Posted 2 days ago

cooldudebro:

let me lay down some facts for you:

  • aliens are real
  • horoscopes are real
  • skeletons are real
  • star wars is probably real
  • linkin park is almost too real
Posted 2 days ago

Reblog if you’re willing to answer anything that comes in your ask right now

(Source: stranger-alert)

Posted 2 days ago

Teaching kids to give handjobs since the 90s

whyiseveryonefalling:

scotchcarousel:

the-funkiest-penguin:

friendly-pedophile:

bellamyyoung:

yourgayfriend:

emisummerful:

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You know you’re a lesbian when: You put your finger in it instead.

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OH GOD, I ONLY EVER PUT MY FINGERS IN THEM. 

I did both…image

i did both. i also bent it, what does that tell me now

You kinky son of a bitch.

I used to step on mine until they exploded.

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(Source: manda)

Posted 2 days ago

anonynaila:

subvertcliche:

mello-dramatic:

Everyone who reblogs this will get the title of a book to read based on their bio/posts.

Everyone. I mean it.

THIS IS THE BEST POST

I HAVE EVER SEEN

EVER

they really do mean everyone

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danteogodofsoup:

Excellent storytelling

(Source: exclusivelylouisck)

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happywater:

hey how you doin lil mama lemme whisper in yo ear

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timelordparadise:

welcometowinchester:

edgebug:

marvelousmistermoustache:

qui-ne-tente-rien-n-a-rien:

gingerinahandbasket:

becausethatshowyougetants:

operationsharkwaffles:

itsbrendanhunty:

This is definitely my favorite one. 

oh this is wonderful

Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoned

Harry Potter and the Cannabis of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Weed of Azkaban

Harry Potter and the Bong of Fire

Harry Potter and the Order of the 4/20

Harry Potter and the Half Rolled Toke

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hash

timelordparadise:

welcometowinchester:

edgebug:

marvelousmistermoustache:

qui-ne-tente-rien-n-a-rien:

gingerinahandbasket:

becausethatshowyougetants:

operationsharkwaffles:

itsbrendanhunty:

This is definitely my favorite one. 

oh this is wonderful

Harry Potter and the Sorcerers Stoned

Harry Potter and the Cannabis of Secrets

Harry Potter and the Weed of Azkaban

Harry Potter and the Bong of Fire

Harry Potter and the Order of the 4/20

Harry Potter and the Half Rolled Toke

Harry Potter and the Deathly Hash

(Source: ravencrowneversmiles)